I was browsing eBay to buy myself an antique 50s/60s rotary phone, and came across this.
Pointz, it's for you! Bet you'd love this is in your bachelor pad
RETRO BUDWEISER HOME TELEPHONE - ORIGINAL 1980'S on eBay, also, Novelty Character Phones, Home Phones, Mobile Home Phones (end time 27-Oct-08 16:08:48 GMT)