World's first wooden supercar - Splinter

I was on Facebook, and noticed a car in an application, "Car Racer", which I found a link to from the newly updated and now more awesome "Pro Racer". Why a wooden car? Wouldn't that be dangerous? And would rot be a serious problem, especially in a garage where woodlice are always ahnging around? Well, if you have these questions and want to know more, them have a Butchers:

Splinter (automobile) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

600g Bread loaves now Legal

That's right it was illeigal 750 years ago...

Bread rules abandoned after 750 years - Telegraph

Mind The Zap, Mang

This is useful if you watch TV on your PC, like myself at times.

mindthezap: UK TV Programmes, TV Guide, Listings & Schedules

Movie Sequel Mania

There's some new awesome sounding sequels on their way, according to Tesco Digital.

xXx - Return Of Xander Cage is written about over at Screen Rant. Maybe they forgot about The Death of Xander Cage, or maybe they'll improvise. I mean it's not like you see his face in this clip, or in fact see him die, or even hear his voice actually. Maybe they'll ignore this important piece of material, like Hollywood seems to be good at doing with most sequels or media translations.



Next is Fast & Furious.
I doubt I even need to tell you which Movie Franchise this is from. If you don't know you are a spoon. Or a motorbike accident's helmet with the head scooped out. Now, it's going to be four movies later, with only one show from the original cast from each main charachter second then again in the third movies. So I really hope they make a good tie in here or I'll be pissed. I telling you one thing, if it's a one liner each i'll be pretty annoyed, but only if the excuse is that the movie has alot of good stuff packed into it.

And oh, wait, it's yet another Vin Diesel flick, Chronicles of Riddick III (There's no actual title yet)


Oh yeah, it's not a sequel but check out Watchmen:

Rockstock

Check it out dudes

Paintball

I have tickets at £25 each* with free refreshments and gear for you to wear and use.

I'm doing it on Monday 29th September, which so happens to be my 27th Birthday.

I'm either going to Homewood or Deepwood

It is a term of the offer that the first 100 paintballs per person be purchased in advance at £10.00 per person.

Bring at least £50

Here are some guide videos so you can be better than anyone else: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=expertvillage&search_query=paintball&search=Search

It's not my Job

Continued from Planet Jerky...

Then I can fuck off from doing what can be the most hasseling part of the job and start sorting shit out in the stock rooms like I'm supposed to.

Don't get me wrong I like my job, just not alot of the customers that come through, little do they know it. And I'm not getting myself sacked beause I'm not mentioning names or anything, and also this goes for many jobs I've done in retail anyway.

Then I can shout profanity and throw empty cardboard boxes around menacingly and ruthlessly, like a motherfucker. Of course not into anything worth anything, just bins and walls mainly. But I get the job done.

And trust me I'm not some idiot when I serve on the till. Well I used to be because I wasn't fully trained and had just been thrown on after a crash course. Now it's just having to fumble through annoying price sheets and paperwork to calculate discounts and crap and trying to explain to customers what a moron they are for not reading the signs to find out what our deals are, and how, in my imagination, they really should "shut the fuck up" about their big rush they are in before I make their lateness a permanent cancellation. I mean why would I care if they are late or something? Not much I can do, It's not like I want to take my time with them. I just want their moeny in the till as soon as possible so I don't have to see their miserable faces again. Well I wish I could tell them some true shit sometimes, but I incinuate it at least. Buy it or don't, pal. If you want deals or certain items browse the store, go find, dick cheese.

Oh, and I attended the d.construct conference in Brighton on Friday, it was pretty crazy. It was all about social networking on the internet, it's new technologies, foresights, developer's plans, and stuff like that

Pothole Car Fun

I've always had an interest in car crashes. I guess being a guy is my excuse for that. Anyway, enjoy the comical music and crazy bumps