Lego Star Wars Hoth

Wow this is awesome!

Lego: 60,000-Piece Lego Star Wars Hoth Diorama Features LEDs, Footprints

Stuff I currently use

Hitler gets banned from Xbox Live

Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe

Have some of that!

Dead Space Xbox 360 Trailer

Mirror's Edge Screenshots for Xbox 360

Check out these Mirror's Edge Screenshots. It looks graphically awesome

Spherical Water Formation Experiments

Waves In A Large Free Sphere Of Water - Click here for the funniest movie of the week

Spherical Water Formation Experiments

ARCHOS 7

Actually I'll have this instead!

ARCHOS

Archos 5 250GB Internet Media Tablet WiFi 5",High: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

I have an old Archos AV700, it won't record stuff. But it's still under warranty and eligible for exchange. So I'm hoping to get this!

Archos 5 250GB Internet Media Tablet WiFi 5",High: Amazon.co.uk: Electronics & Photo

A Lonely Christmas

It's a Lonely Chritmas for Batman

8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

Now this is true

List Of The Day: 8 People Who Will Ruin Your Party

List of unusual deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

List of unusual deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Budweiser telephone

I was browsing eBay to buy myself an antique 50s/60s rotary phone, and came across this.

Pointz, it's for you! Bet you'd love this is in your bachelor pad

RETRO BUDWEISER HOME TELEPHONE - ORIGINAL 1980'S on eBay, also, Novelty Character Phones, Home Phones, Mobile Home Phones (end time 27-Oct-08 16:08:48 GMT)

another brand of Zimmers

The Zimmers I noticed is in fact a Rock Band name shared by at least two bands. The generically younger of the two being actually really impressive





It seems they play classical rock songs which are actually featured int the Rock Band video game, which I love to play.

Breaking Toilets and breaking records

Mr. Jerky,

Didn't you once have a neighbor that did this for a living while permanently drunk?



Oh and the images after the clip has ended are rather disturbing too. I can smell the rancidity from here

What The Zimmers did next - Firestarter

It seems the oldest (member's age wise) Rock Band in the world, The Zimmers are really going for it. Respect due. It's better than trying to pass them on a narrow footpath to catch your bus on time, at least.

BBC NEWS | Magazine | What The Zimmers did next

World's first wooden supercar - Splinter

I was on Facebook, and noticed a car in an application, "Car Racer", which I found a link to from the newly updated and now more awesome "Pro Racer". Why a wooden car? Wouldn't that be dangerous? And would rot be a serious problem, especially in a garage where woodlice are always ahnging around? Well, if you have these questions and want to know more, them have a Butchers:

Splinter (automobile) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

600g Bread loaves now Legal

That's right it was illeigal 750 years ago...

Bread rules abandoned after 750 years - Telegraph

Mind The Zap, Mang

This is useful if you watch TV on your PC, like myself at times.

mindthezap: UK TV Programmes, TV Guide, Listings & Schedules

Movie Sequel Mania

There's some new awesome sounding sequels on their way, according to Tesco Digital.

xXx - Return Of Xander Cage is written about over at Screen Rant. Maybe they forgot about The Death of Xander Cage, or maybe they'll improvise. I mean it's not like you see his face in this clip, or in fact see him die, or even hear his voice actually. Maybe they'll ignore this important piece of material, like Hollywood seems to be good at doing with most sequels or media translations.



Next is Fast & Furious.
I doubt I even need to tell you which Movie Franchise this is from. If you don't know you are a spoon. Or a motorbike accident's helmet with the head scooped out. Now, it's going to be four movies later, with only one show from the original cast from each main charachter second then again in the third movies. So I really hope they make a good tie in here or I'll be pissed. I telling you one thing, if it's a one liner each i'll be pretty annoyed, but only if the excuse is that the movie has alot of good stuff packed into it.

And oh, wait, it's yet another Vin Diesel flick, Chronicles of Riddick III (There's no actual title yet)


Oh yeah, it's not a sequel but check out Watchmen:

Rockstock

Check it out dudes

Paintball

I have tickets at £25 each* with free refreshments and gear for you to wear and use.

I'm doing it on Monday 29th September, which so happens to be my 27th Birthday.

I'm either going to Homewood or Deepwood

It is a term of the offer that the first 100 paintballs per person be purchased in advance at £10.00 per person.

Bring at least £50

Here are some guide videos so you can be better than anyone else: http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=expertvillage&search_query=paintball&search=Search

It's not my Job

Continued from Planet Jerky...

Then I can fuck off from doing what can be the most hasseling part of the job and start sorting shit out in the stock rooms like I'm supposed to.

Don't get me wrong I like my job, just not alot of the customers that come through, little do they know it. And I'm not getting myself sacked beause I'm not mentioning names or anything, and also this goes for many jobs I've done in retail anyway.

Then I can shout profanity and throw empty cardboard boxes around menacingly and ruthlessly, like a motherfucker. Of course not into anything worth anything, just bins and walls mainly. But I get the job done.

And trust me I'm not some idiot when I serve on the till. Well I used to be because I wasn't fully trained and had just been thrown on after a crash course. Now it's just having to fumble through annoying price sheets and paperwork to calculate discounts and crap and trying to explain to customers what a moron they are for not reading the signs to find out what our deals are, and how, in my imagination, they really should "shut the fuck up" about their big rush they are in before I make their lateness a permanent cancellation. I mean why would I care if they are late or something? Not much I can do, It's not like I want to take my time with them. I just want their moeny in the till as soon as possible so I don't have to see their miserable faces again. Well I wish I could tell them some true shit sometimes, but I incinuate it at least. Buy it or don't, pal. If you want deals or certain items browse the store, go find, dick cheese.

Oh, and I attended the d.construct conference in Brighton on Friday, it was pretty crazy. It was all about social networking on the internet, it's new technologies, foresights, developer's plans, and stuff like that

Pothole Car Fun

I've always had an interest in car crashes. I guess being a guy is my excuse for that. Anyway, enjoy the comical music and crazy bumps

Retarded Animal Babies 3

Retarded Animal Babies 3

TomGreen.com - The Channel

TomGreen.com - The Channel

This looks interesting...

..And now, for some Mini Cheddars. speaking of those BBQ ones are sweet, just like the 24 energy drink and new flavours of Relentless

LG 32LT75 Review on CNET.co.uk

LG 32LT75 Review on CNET.co.uk

Well, I'm getting hitched so I doubt I'll have the cash for this for a while but hey, I can dream!

Telecockneys

F Off!

Telecockneys - Harry Enfield & Friends

Slingshot From Point Blank Video

Slingshot From Point Blank Video

Google Fight : Microsoft VS Yahoo

Microsoft 775m, Yahoo...
Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight Microsoft VS Yahoo

Tough Corner In Rally Car Race Video

Tough Corner In Rally Car Race - Watch more free videos

Tough Corner In Rally Car Race Video

Google Fight : Microsoft VS Yahoo

Microsoft 775m, Yahoo...
Google Fight : Make this fight with googleFight Microsoft VS Yahoo

Couple Kids Build A Halo 3 Warthog Video

Couple Kids Build A Halo 3 Warthog Video

IT Guy Vs Dumb Employees Video

This just gets better and better!

The sort of job I can do!

IT Guy Vs Dumb Employees Video

Aspergers Syndrome: the IT industry's dark secret

I have aspergers, sure it causes me grief at work and socially, but I hope It won't become this bad
(see also my latest blog entry as of December 2012 - Life as an Aspie - a living hell and different world)

Asperger's: the IT industry's dark secret

Oh yes, there will be Blood

World of World of Warcraft

Oh man! I would probably actually like this!

Pictured: The moment a mother loses a desperate battle to save her duckling from the jaws of a heron | Mail Online

After all that Jive about me apparently have some sort of fondant for feeding duck, comes this.

Personally I'd spear the fucker who ate this duckling because I think that fucking Heron there is a total cunt for kidnapping and eating a mother's child in front of it.

Pictured: The moment a mother loses a desperate battle to save her duckling from the jaws of a heron | Mail Online

IGN: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Screenshots, Wallpapers and Pics

IGN: Ghostbusters: The Video Game Screenshots, Wallpapers and Pics

Death Race (2008) Trailer

Thi is weird.

I was with some of my mates the other day after watching The Incredible Hulk, which is pretty damn cool by the way, and after seeing the Speed Racer posters we started talking about The Death race 2000 movie that we so enjoyed. And now I see this!

Death Race (2008) Trailer

Death Race (2008) Official Site

Namasté - They want your money!

I have a friend called Chris, I work with him at HMV, and besides him being excellent, he is in a band called Namasté.

Here is a video of them looking for money:

Daft Bodies - Harder Better Faster Stronger

I was on Facebook, browsing suggested friends from other friends I know, and came across Charlotte Rowe's Profile, and saw a post from Ema Chappell on her Fun Wall:




This must have alot of practice!

Yes, Billy Bullshot, you did

Apart from you being a pedophile...

Since you asked me to prove that I'd noticed a message from you calling yourself gay, I thought I would show you what I saw. which really doesn't bother me if anyone is in the first place, as long as I'm not dragged into joining the Anal Love side, it's just not my bag. I saty out of the idea. anyway before I waffle on, may I point out that you suggested that would enjoy being raped by Mr. Jerky.

Allow me to explain:

And I quote:

Mrbeardo said:

I think Billy Bullshot must be dead by now, he's not commented since he said something about being gay. Maybe he's a homophobic gay, which is probably one of the worst things you could be. I'm glad i'm not him...

12/06/08 14:37

which was followed by:

Billy Bullshot said...

Sadly for all concerned I am very much alive and kicking. Perhaps you'd like to direct me to the bit where I said I was gay, cause I can't remember it. As a matter of fact Beardo I am also glad you are not me. very glad indeed in fact.

Well done, Pointz, you are almost funny. I met a guy like you in a pub once. He tok a dump in a church corridor and when he was handed the collecting box he said "no, thankyou".

15/06/08 20:05

Also see:

Planet Jerky: "Referendum" Comments

Planet Jerky: "I'm Employed Again" Comments

I Drink Your Cookies!

Hi there you tossers!

Sorry got a little excited about making a bizarre intro. Oh well, deal with it as they say...

Today's Main Story

Upon accidentally switching to Big Brother and sticking to it at 4 am the other day as there was nothing else on, and getting considerably drunk (as you do), I noticed this Crazy Cookie mad woman (Kathreya) in "The Chair". Since then it seems she's the "talk of the town".

Anyways, I was just at a party with my colleagues last night, and it was mentioned. So today I thought, hey this is going to be some famous shit, like a quote of note. And so, in my wisdom and boredom (note the name of this blog), I decided to create this. I recommend turning your speakers down a little!

/IDrinkYourCookies.wav

The Transporteur III - Teaser 1

Le Transporteur III - Teaser 1 (Anglais sous-titré)

BMW Gina

BMW Gina news - His dark materials - 2008 - News - Top Gear

Bus Pirates Revisited

I don't know if any of you remember this but I do, because I once discovered it on youtube, when the first episode/webisode came about, and to put it squarely... I FUCKING LOVED IT!

So watch Bus Pirates!

Naked Gun intro done in GTA IV

Naked Gun intro done in GTA IV | GamesRadar

tv11.jpg - Image - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

tv11.jpg - Image - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

All I can say is... Damn... pwned

Amf = Dead, deal with it.

Click Here to download and see them all in progress, yes, even the one with it completely flattened
AMF.2008.zip

Funny stuff

Funny stuff

This blog has some of the funniest shit I've EVER SEEN!

And no, it's not that "worst case of Haemmoroids" movie scene, if you get what I mean

The most expensive war ever!

National Priorities Project | Bringing the Federal Budget Home

Family misfortunes

Family misfortunes - The Humor Archives - funny jokes, pictures, cartoons and movies

Hahaha, now that's got to be on the best of DVD, if it exists!

arvelous What?

LOVEFiLM: User collections - Russell's Filmy Wilms

Read the italics at the bottom!

Trailer - Tropic Thunder

In the infamous words of Pointz, "Get some". That's the catchprase for this movie.

Apple - Trailers - Tropic Thunder

Trailer - Tropic Thunder

In the infamous words of Pointz, "Get some". That's the catchprase for this movie.

Apple - Trailers - Tropic Thunder

Trailer - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Sweeet, Sandler is back!

Apple - Trailers - You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Half Asleep

This is my mate Claire's Blog
she's an old colleague and friend of mine from 2001.

Half Asleep

Zimbabwe bank issues $500m note

Oh man, I remember finding a $10,000 zimbabwean note, turned out it was only worth 5p!

BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Zimbabwe bank issues $500m note

My name is earl excellence

It doesn't how many times I watch this episode I laugh all the way through, and now the best bit!

YTMND - Lol, my name is earl *fixed sound*

Picard Song (Epic Maneuver Remix)

Let it load and once it gets going it's pretty awesome!

YTMND - Picard Song (Epic Maneuver Remix) - full song available

Oh Man, the internet is seriously Badger/Picard/Cheesecake/Milkshake crazy these days!

Brandon Hardesty "There Will Be Blood" Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ahhhh Ha Haaaaa!

This is an excellent parody of the There Will Be Blood movie!!!

YouTube - Brandon Hardesty "There Will Be Blood" Jimmy Kimmel Live

Seduce and Destroy!

This is so funny I could have "wet" my "dock"!

YouTube - Tom Cruise 1994 Scientology Infomercial - LEAKED!!!

Message to Anonymous for May 2008 Scientology protests!

YouTube - Message to Anonymous for May 2008 Scientology protests!

I came accross this while related video watching a video I was told to look up in a facebook group.

God Damn! I can't Beleive Even scientologists are into this!

YouTube - Guys backflip into jeans

Oh man, If I had flat mates I'd make them hold my jeans for me every morning, literally jumping into my clothes!

YouTube - Guys backflip into jeans

Arnold's TimeTube

TimeTube

There will be REMIX (There Will Be Blood YTMND)

Draiiiin it!



Ooooh yeah!

I Drink Your Milkshake T-Shirt (The Original!) from Zazzle.com

I Drink Your Milkshake T-Shirt (The Original!) from Zazzle.com

Must... buy....

Drink your milkshake already!

http://vaderexplains.ytmnd.com/

...And I thought Picard was the hattest man alive

http://arnoldmaster.ytmnd.com/

I stand corrected

...And I thought Picard was the hattest man alive

http://arnoldmaster.ytmnd.com/

I sit co

Picard hates milkshake

Sir Jerky pointed out in the comments section of this post that Jon Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise actually does not like Milkshave... I meant to type Milkshake but oh well I'll leave that there for mildly comedic purposes.

So anyway, here's the alleged truth: http://therewillbepicard.ytmnd.com/

Donald Duck is a Jerk

James Bond Alfa Quantum of Solace crash news - Bond's Alfa smash - 2008 - News - Top Gear

It sounds like the next Bond movie is going to be a big smash!

Apparently it already has been three times for the stunt drivers..

Okay that was a bad pun, but really, if the car crashes are happening like this so much, at this rate, I'm pretty sure it'll have better car chases than Ronin, my current favourite car chase movie.

James Bond Alfa Quantum of Solace crash news - Bond's Alfa smash - 2008 - News - Top Gear

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Galaxies go wild

Oh man, that's a huge collision, If you thing we are 1 of tens of thousands of solar systems which counts for just one of those tens of thousands of specks of light in one galaxy. Galaxies are fucking huge...

BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Galaxies go wild

Picard's Milkshake

I think it would be unfair to punch Picard's hat off here, because I hear that "Picard is the hattest man alive."

YouTube - Picard's Milkshake

I'm shaving my head

YouTube - "SHAVING MY HEAD" • funny TV spot for Star Trek: TNG

Let this be a lesson to you all

The Moral of this story is both pointful and inspiring..



YouTube - CaptainSpalding's Channel

Dammit, I've been Rick Rolled!

Well, I was reading this, and clicked this, and read the comments, and found out this:

Urban Dictionary: rick rolled

Thanks chrissku, Pwned.

"Get a job you bum!"

That's something I heard some guy yell on his mobile phone the other day.

But seriously, Mr. Jerky, 12 visits in one day!? Damn that's good publicity! Maybe I should sell T-Shirts...

Monkeys like...monkey nuts

Don't take your kids out to the zoo

I'll name him Nobby!

Boy trapped in claw machine

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

Right, right, back back! grab!

Oh boy!

Mr. T plays World of Warcraft [WoW]

I Ain't getting on no Griffin, Fool!

Dude, where's my Penis?

If you value your penis, don't go to the Congo...
Penis theft by sorcerers

bloody pervs...

Why are honey bees disappearing, and what can be done to save them?

Big Question: The Why are honey bees disappearing, and what can be done to save them?


But do not fear! Here's the solution:

I hate Secretaries Day

I hate Secretaries Day. - By Melonyce McAfee - Slate Magazine

Japanese Laser robots

Video: Blaser tournament unwisely fits Japanese robots with lasers -- PEW PEW - Engadget

Tasers: Policeman Tases Guy, Sets His Pants on Fire

Tasers: Policeman Tases Guy, Sets His Pants on Fire

AMF Bowling, Crawley Re-opens!

To the open air, Mwahahaha!

Fuckin' A!...MF!

There is a photo but it won't upload

Looks like the wrecking balls had the last laugh!

Strike!

Fuck it.... Sesame Street in da hood

Fuck the Earth Day Video

F*ck the Earth Day - Watch more free videos

Now that's refreshing

F*ck the Earth Day Video

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

This is excellent!

Despite attempts to condition the mouse by screaming directly into its face, the researchers reported that the subject smugly completed the second and third runs of the three- dimensional spatial task with ease.

Son-Of-A-Bitch Mouse Solves Maze Researchers Spent Months Building | The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Despite attempts to condition the mouse by screaming directly into its face, the researchers reported that the subject smugly completed the second and third runs of the three- dimensional spatial task with ease."

This story reminds me of this image, and of TV cartoon series "Pinky and The Brain", to the fact that it's like something that could happen in that cartoon, with Pinky screaming at him, preventing Brain from taking over the world... Pinky and The Brain "The Maze"

I had no idea that Rob Paulson who's name was shortened to "Bob" in Fight Club was the voice of "Pinky".

I'm thinking obviously that the writer of Fight Club (originally a book), Chuck Palahniuk

Frets on Fire - Reviews and free Frets on Fire downloads at Download.com

Frets on Fire - Reviews and free Frets on Fire downloads at Download.com

Ana Newman's Lost Cat - Daisie [Photos]

Facebook | Ana Newman's Photos - Daisie

Super Mario in 14kb Javascript

Play it here:

http://www.nihilogic.dk/labs/mario/mario_large_music.htm

nihilogic: Super Mario in 14kb Javascript

Excuse me, I Am Here For My C**t Examination | Weird Asia News

"Now that I have examined you, I am pleased to confirm, without doubt, that you have a C**t. Good day, sir!"

Excuse me, I Am Here For My C*nt Examination | Weird Asia News

The Magic Cereal that makes you white

This is truly bizarre, and what exactly are they suggesting by saying ".take it off and keep it off."

PhotoshopDisasters: Curves Cereal: The Lid Said Flesh Tone

Singer Pete Doherty jailed for 14 weeks - Times Online

This is the best new I've heard in a while!

Singer Pete Doherty jailed for 14 weeks - Times Online

Facebook | My Photos - 5th April 2008 / The Dog 2

Facebook | My Photos - 5th April 2008 / The Dog 2

Slipknot - The Return

They are coming back!
Yay!

Slipknot1

Space of Love

Check out the new site I have created for a friend:

Space Of Love

I want a PC like this! 24 sec XP boot!

My PC is dying slowly, it was recently throwing itself arround with blue screens, freezes, and unexplainable spontaneous reboots alot, until I wiped the Hard Drives and re-installed all ther BIOS and firmware, Windows, stripped the system, and eventually got it working again after a week by swapping the drives over and using a different sound card, and an exhaust fan cooling the heatsink on the graphics card. It's now living on a prayer, the wing fell off ages ago!

So I need a new PC. And as I have a budget, and a relatively average pay up to now (I got a new job), I have a budget of roughly $300 - £600.

Well, AMD have captured my heard with their value for money and long lasting robust CPUs, but then again they are relatively behind with the recent multi core driver issues they had recently (they had to install new drivers, to fix problems with their CPUs, which in turn degraded performance by up to %20 for Windows users). But now that problem is over with their new Chips coing out this year, although it seems that Intel is blazing ahead of them, especially with their new "Skulltrail" Dual Socket Mainboard/chipset project, which Ironically used borrowed theoretical ideas from AMD. Not too mention Intel's hinting of Octa-Core CPUs (yes 8 Core Processors). I guess you got the picture, two Eight Core Processors in one (Hell of a)Gaming Machine!

But me building an Intel based system would be way too much cost, even at the Pentium 4 level.

so Now I'm visiting different sites like Tekheads.com, Novatech.com www.IT-Buy.co.uk, eurowide-pc.co.uk, overclockers.com, and any sites that sell the cheapest gear!

It's hard work, but I'm also looking for the best value,and best performance without assuming any product is the best just because it's a well known brand, and also working out what would work best with what, and make the computer components streamlined, and one thing people forget most, some good, quiet and fast hard drives, which I think I'll make parralel with a RAID-0 configuration (I heard that works best). RAID is two hard drives working in unison as one drive, having one backing up the other as it goes, ensuring immediate live recovery of corrupted data and hardware faults, sort of like how you'd have a backup generator for an airport or mall. Apparently seems to make it faster too, as I've read & seen in many places, including here: YouTube - XP 24 sec boot up, 27 sec winamp launched.

So anyway, I'm not sure if, because of this being a big year for growing and emerging technology and computer gaming technologies, I'm not sure if I should make a halfway house machine that'll be just about able to play Crysis, or a beast with a budget, then have no money to buy something superior later this year.

All I know is that currently I can just about run WoW, for crying out loud, and that I probably will not have a lot of time for PC games, even though I'm now working at HMV. Especially with all those Unfinished PS2 games I have, and a severe addiction to random web surfing with one or two hour doses of news sites and Facebook daily. Yeah Facebook is fun, but sometimes repetitive and mundane, but it's Applications feature is rich with mini games & quizzes that you can play with your friends, no matter what PC they have, even with friend while they are at work when they get bored, things are quiet, or are on the eternal "lunch break".

When I play online, it's rare to be playing with anyone I personally know, and difficult to think at time "I wish I had an XBOX 360 to play with that friend of mine with a headset". But then, of course, which other friends would I know who could even afford one with the games we'd like to play, let alone the time, and possibility that we both have the same time off at one point of the month to play together, or just go to the pub instead (unless of course they have used all their beer money by buying an XBOX 360 with COD4 and an internet connector and headset, with a connection subscription to the online gaming, communication, and download services.

What's more expensive?
What's more fun?
What's going to last longer?
Who's gonna have the time or money to play with me, assuming they share the same opportune time of day to play with me?

I dunno!

I still have a rip off "sounded like a good deal at the time" Now with added hidden VAT" phone bill to pay, debts with barely justifiable extra charges and stealth interest rates, and nagging parents who are never satisfied with how much housework and money managing I need to do. Sheesh!

If they saw me with an XBOX 360, i'd be forced to use it in my room on a 14 inch CRT telly with one speaker, and maybe my surround DVD system if I can be bothered to extend the speaker range with the extra wires I got.

And on the subject of my 5.1 surround system,
I cant arrange the speakers in any decent positions, meaning not too realistic surround, in a room with furniture layout that would not be logical or helpful in any other arrangement.
Let me explain:
Firstly, I have a inexcusable ban from putting holes of any kind in the newly painted and smoothed plasterboard walls, an unhelpful factor that partly means it's not physically possible to attach the speakers on to any of the wall wall corners. Just placing them on top of something which is permanantly fixed in the corner is either impossible or pointless to do. like my like my wooden bed and it's integrated curved headboard, my huge, floor to ceiling, home built, corner filling wardrobe, that is now permanently part of my wall, which is connected to and part of my wooden home built corner desk for my computing & printing and occasional doodling and drawing, which is not so bad, but I need some sort of stand or something to raise the speaker above my PC tower or monitor depending on what's where at the time.
I've become accustomed to using my Surround system's headphone socket with my headphones because of this anyway.

So, what do I do?

Maybe my parents are right, I should sell stuff, I am a hoarder, my dad emptily bet me I would sell a thing before buying a new PC...

We'll see...

Snoogans!

Apple Updates it's iTunes intaller. Now with Spyware & a Browser

Mozilla CEO blasts Apple for putting security of the internet at risk | Channel Register

Apple Update...

is secretly installed under your nose, boots up with windows, has been known to take up considerable system resources, and also ensures that all iTunes and Quicktime compatible media files are opened with iTunes and quicktime, and without the user's consent.

Like Spyware, it installs itself, runs itself on every startup, is tricky to configure and remove, and also writes to the system registry, automatically overwriting any other file association settings you already had set, every time you reboot.

iTunes...

is great, it organises your music, and simplifies searching and cetegorizing. But aside from that it's hoards RAM, changes anything that is not MP3 to ACC without you wanting it to, and will only work with external devices and drives called iPhone, and iPod/iPod Mini, and iPod Touch.

Now, Steve, why would anyone be remotely interested in installing your over-decorated, over simplified, minimalistic Safari web browser, when your downloads effectively install update software that is, effectively, Spyware, and have a media player that wants you to spend money on media players with screens that are nearly pointless for watching videos without squinting, having to hold it up with your hands (no kickstands on iPods)?

It may be an improvement in free services and applications for Apple customers, but not an improvement in people who have lost their trust in your software.

If Microsoft did this, everyone would end up buying more PS3s and Linux PCs/EePCs.

But It is good to have a laptop that looks like it can easily be delivered in a household UK post box or used as a table mat.

My Boring Ass Life

I've been watching Kevin Smith's Reaper, and it's fun! Here's what else he's up to these days, My Boring Ass Life. I love the bit at the end, it's classic Kevin Smith!

Huge storm about to smash up Britain... a bit...

Daily Telegraph: Violent storm will batter Britain within hours
BBC News UK: Flood warning as storm approaches

See Google News list

Oh and some comments I made

Photos Taken on 09.03.2008 19:12


Daily Telegraph: Violent storm will batter Britain within hours
BBC News UK: Flood warning as storm approaches

See Google News list

Oh and some comments I made

Photos & videos Taken on 09.03.2008 19:12



No video? Get the DivX Web Player for Windows or Mac

Google Blogger Service Down

I found that when trying to upload images and also posts to my blog, that i'm getting error messages, so I looked it up to see if anyone else was ahving problems...

Yes, yes we are! And I remember this happening at least three times last year too...

NASA - Cassini Images Bizarre Hexagon on Saturn

NASA - Cassini Images Bizarre Hexagon on Saturn

Cassini Satellite Detects UFO's Jet stream near Saturn

It is theorized by in part by experts and in part by NASA that an unknown object has been spotted by chance which dissipated a jet of an unknown substance into space, as if it was able to turn the jet on and off like a switch...

NASA has no idea what this is!

Alien Spaceship(?) Shooting Plasma-Like Jets Near Saturn!!, page 1

Shiny Shiny: Contra-evolutionary padded lampposts for text addicts

Shiny Shiny: Contra-evolutionary padded lampposts for text addicts

My Lego Character

Lego Creator

Watch Megastructures - Ice Hotel Online Free

I went here and slept in it in February 2006, it was sweet!

Stop Scientology Abuses | You Found The Card

I was in HMV where I'm about to start work soon, training for when I start yesterday (Starting on 31st), and I found an "Anonymous" card hidden on one of the shelves in my future section of the store (Gaming).

It had a link to this on it "YouFoundTheCard.com".

It's weird because It's as if someone knew what I was doing and when and where, and planted it there for me to find.

In case you don't Know, as I already do (See the groups I previously joined on my Facebook account, Anonymous is a collective of people against the abusive and misleading Scientology movement, a stealth corporate organization posing as a Religion, which you may have noticed has been "Discovered" by many celebrities such as Tom Cruise and John Travolta. You can find many videos on Youtube about it.

Stop Scientology Abuses | You Found The Card

If Scientology Really did gain global power...

YouTube - Tom Cruise vs. Oprah

QSS (QuickSilverScreen) is gone!

Down! Dead! Extinct! Expired!

CORRECTION (04 March): IT WAS OKAY IN THE END IT'S ALIVE, IT WAS JUST BEING UPGRADED!

Noooooo!

Quick Silver Screen(www.quicksilverscreen.com) has disappeared at some point this morning, to be replaced by it's host's default "nothing here, dude" screen. Well you know what type i mean anyway.

This is bad, I own many DVDs, but still I'm not well, and there are always cool videos on there like music videos and old stuff you can't find in the shops anymore!

If I was any more obsessed with the internet as I am with Facebook, i might actually cry. Oh wait, I do like it that much, but I guess I'm in shock! It's like when TV-Links got shut down. Bummer!

Trendsquatting: In Case You Thought About Growing A Beard, Watch This

Trendsquatting: In Case You Thought About Growing A Beard, Watch This

Friends Green | Search the Web. Save the world.

This is going to by my new lush Home Page on Firefox, I tell ye!

Friends Green | Search the Web. Save the world.



UPDATE

Site no longer exists, but here is an archive of it

http://web.archive.org/web/20110114160043/http://friendsgreen.com/

Muslim Squares?

Lifeblog post, originally uploaded by Mr Beardo.

Tue 12/02/2008 12:02 12022008214 - 

I actually thought this said Muslim Squares at first, and thought that was disgraceful for people to put religion upon such young children! LOL!